And from our overseas Correspondant - wit and wisdom

·                                 So Chelski go for the Porto coach, bet Icerink is really happy this morning, walks out on Turkey into .....One thing you can be sure of with Abram the bitch, he will shit on anyone . True personal integrity.

I I see Adebayor could be off to colder climes , Surely Harry wasn't seriously thinking of taking him but then he must be getting desperate as all his players worth anything are talking about moving on, notice how quiet Gormless has been!! And Man Shitty haven't signed anybody new yet, do you think people are starting to realise they are really a sham, always were and always will be also rans like Villa. Now there's a laugh, just stolen a wannabe Fergie manager who noboby else wants and refferees aren't scared of and players ignore, ho hum happy day.

 

It is rumoured that a certain missing lord and newspaper magnate could well make a surprise attendance at next FIFA meeting , if they can get a certain horse saddled, and that has as much credibility as Sepp Blatter or that other french (spit) paragon of virtue monsewer Platipus.
I understand Comrade Abramovich has a penchant for managers like  he has for suchi, he sits there and they go past him until he sees one he might like then he picks it , tastes it , if it's not to his liking he puts it back and tries another, seems though he 's already tried one but can't make up his mind ,so he is going to have another go. Turkey are happy they were trying to work out how to tell the Dutchman to piss off without having to pay him. And what about Allerdyce, jeez, the season hasn't even started and the Hammers board have given him a vote of confidence, I wouldn't even bother to unpack me lunch if I were him.

Kosher Kid

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

England V Switzerland

I know that we like to look at the light hearted, funny side of the game but England's perfromance against the Swiss was in our opinion beyond a joke. Oh where ismn our noble game?

As Barcelona entertain, FIFA let us down.

As the season closes, we look at the end ceremony games. Barcelona show the world how to play football, with style and passion. Man Utd are not a bad team, then again neither are Real Madrid or Arsenal, but they are just not good enough.

Messi again amazes as he scores great goals for fun, far better than Rooney and with a much better temperament. Do yourself a favour Wayne and get Messi on video (rather than on the pitch)  – watch and learn.

We would like to give our congratulations to Swansea as via the play offs they have become the first Welsh team to play in the Premiership. As an old fashioned, bring back the brylcream, sort I don’t actually agree with the play off system firmly believing that it is a league judged over a season so the third team should go up automatically.

Now for the bile. Just what are FIFA up to? This has got to go down as one of the worst elections in history, if you can even call it an election. Sepp Blatter not even has the common decency to wait and allow another candidate to oppose him. Wait for it for what I am about to write I cannot believe myself, you may never see this published by me again….WELL DONE THE FA. Thanks for finally getting something right and standing up for what is good for the game (I can’t believe that I am giving them credit it just shows you how bad FIFA are). The English and Scottish (old alliances do die hard) may not of won but at least they tried.

Just an after thought just how many of these football administrators have played top level football…… well Sepp isn’t one for starters.