Blog Page Committed to the lighter, funnier, irrelivent side of the great game. Oh and yes the nostalgia and the grass roots aspects.
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The aim of this blog is too look at the humourous, irrelevant side to the great game - without causing offence.
If you have any funny anecdotes, pictures etc please let us know.
Friday, 9 October 2015
Three bits of trivia……Aston
Villa
Aston Villa V Everton is the most played top flight match in
English League history
Aston Villa and Tottenham Hotspur current tie on having the
most England Internationals during their histories (73)
Aston Villa is the only English Club to have won the League
Title in the 1,800’s and to have won the European Cup / Champions League
Who know’s it may just work….
Some recent bets (no luck so far but not a bad return on
25p)
Monday, 31 August 2015
Well is this not, from our humble point of view, not a bad start to the season - this is despite our team failing to register a win yet and the early start to the season.
Chelsea, the reigning champions looking fro from infallible, Man Utd's bad form against Swansea continuing, teams like Leicester having such a good start and our own tip top of the shop with a 100% record.
In other divisions the fun continues with our second favourite team Leyton Orient doing well, and other tips such as Sheffield Utd having a good start. (Although Notts County not so hot at the moment) For reference our tips for Prem / Camp / 1 and 2 0r 1-4 as we preferred was: Man City, Brighton, Sheff Utd and Notts County.
Fun part
Saturday, 22 August 2015
So the season has
started, too early for our old fashioned point of view (despite our fist
accumulator win) for it is still the summer holidays. Then again English Summer
is about as predictable as my footy predictions and makes about as much sense
as your average football pundit.
Now for our rant….not
only such a n early start to the season but the Community Shield hailed as a
major trophy please establishment go back to having a less competitive and more
Charity competition and played August Bank Holiday as a season opener.
Oh how we do pine for
the old days, interesting pundits like Clough, Allison and the like, no
Champions League but the European Cup – knock out from the start with no doggy
lives into the Europa and the Cup Winners’ Cup for the holders of the
respective nations cup. As for this Premiership, Championship business – it’s
the top four divisions so does it not make more sense to call them 1st,
2nd 3rd and 4th??
Well rant over now for
the promised lighter side of the game,,,,,,,,,,,,
Tuesday, 6 August 2013
www.premierleague.com 2013/14 season
Register your team - Call them what you like - then click Leagues, Join a League, Private League, and enter code 15548-5356
Then every week you transfer (if you wish) one player out and one player in, and score points when they do their stuff.
Aside from our mini-league of 20+ players there are 2.6 million other players from all over the world. Our best player last season came 1,509th.
Fantastic fun.
All are welcome.
Rocky
Wednesday, 15 May 2013
After to longer break jumpers is back - looking for the great and the funny in football. Talent and entertainment over to much coaching and commercialisation. So where do we start, well a bit commercial, but 1996 was a special year with dreams of it coming home and one of our favourite goals - Gaza at his best. We hope you enjoy and we are back to regular blogging.
The Fire Brigade were called out to a fire at Robin Van Persie's house last night.
Police suspect Arsene.
(Rocky)
Sunday, 12 August 2012
Fantasy Football
www.premierleague.com
private league: 122161-53075
North v South Master Premier
All are welcome
Rocky
Monday, 2 July 2012
So, the Euros end, Wimbledon gets rained off and the Olympics approach. Footy wise we do not hold out too much hope for the Team GB. Stuart Pearce is a football man we have much respect for and we know that he will give 100% but we will be up against teams that far outshone us in the Euros with a side that will not be much strengthened . What price Spain to fill a nap hand, World, Euro and Olympic Gold.
It must be said that our own tip was Germany but they were deservedly beaten by Italy who in turn were likewise beaten by Spain, in our book worthy champions coming of age after years of under achieving – so hope for us yet England!
Watch this space for Olympic football round ups and the best of the comedy in the game that we can find.
Welcome comments etc.
Jumpers4
Tuesday, 26 June 2012
So the dream has ended and Roy does not come home the to be knighted hero, well just what went wrong? Well here at jumpers we don’t know but we have a horrible feeling that even in the after life we are going to be doomed to an eternity of England losing on penalties. To be fair though from what I recall we were outplayed for the majority of the match and were lucky to reach a penalty shoot out. Oh hum better luck next time – hope does spring eternal.
As the new season beckons, yes I am mentioning this even before Wimbledon – another contest we love and in which the English flatter to deceive, and the inevitable manager – go – round and transfer records broken etc. We an look forward to what promises to be a good, if not as good as it used to be grump grump, season and the prospect of an exciting Champion League – though not as good as the European Cup, Cup Winners Cup and UEFA Cup – Europa League my ****.
Then of course there is always the added bonus of players ludicrous hair cuts, bizarre antics and bad behaviour to lighten up the back pages of the tabloids (oh Balitelli, great and yet not. One thing, never boring).
Then of course, in between, we have the Olympics………..Aggh!They have not even started yet and this old whinge bag has already had enough and that’s even without daily commute into London….
Friday, 22 June 2012
Well tonight, in a few short hours, we find out who England get in the semis (providing of course that we beat Italy not the easiest of things to do) and the question is this...who do we want.
Greece would, on paper, be the easier option but they have pulled off shocks in this competition before.Eight years ago. It would take another shock to beat Germany who have certainly looked the best side by far.
Or Germany and the chance of revenge. As stated they are a very good side and I quite frankly feel we should have done after the last world cup what they had done before - now look at them.
Roy has done very well and we applaud the fact that the players and coaching staff have finally learnt how to sing the National Anthem, again this works well for all Nations as it helps build team spirit and pride. We wish him well and if our route to the final is past Italy and Germany then we are worthy of our place.
Jumpers just ask for the one saving factor. If it goes to penalties please may it not be us against Germany.
Saturday, 16 June 2012
Well it has been a typical start inthe Euros for Engaland (as a traditionalist we should applaud this but we do not for we want England to win) failing to win their first group game and then struggling to win their second. It must be said though that both Carroll (obviously out to silence his critics) and Walcott (similarily proving some wrong) scoring great goals. Jumpers must admit that we wondered where the goals would come from with no on form prolific striker well those two came strait out of the top drawer.
As always the Germans look efficient and I must admit that after the opening games they are our favourites to win though we hope against all odds for England to beat Greece in the final. Why Greece? Business is business and we have them in the sweepstake.
As we hope you are all aware here at Jumpers we revel in the lighter side of the game – the fun and sporting contest as opposed to it all being about taking things too seriously and the size of the cheque. So, for us the past few weeks have thrown up some interesting developments:
Chelsea overcoming Barcelona in style. Now Barca are without question one of the great teams with some amazing players so we must say congratulations to Chelsea though we feel that a suspended player should not be allowed to lift the trophy. We will say nothing about if balls were over the line in FA Cup games as we are tired of it already.
Wigan’s scalps, most recent was the 4-0 thrashing of an inform Newcastle but add to that the other results against the top placed teams and we have to thanks them for providing us with the upsets.
Reading’s Championship – it seemed as if they came from out of nowhere to regain premiership status. We now hope that West Ham win the play-offs. Jumpers being a bit of a JurasicPark does not believe in play – offs. It’s a league not a cup. Finish 3rd and automatically promoted. Simple.
Lastly Roy as England manager. Maybe not the media choice but we think a good one, a man who cares about the game. So well done Roy and the best of English.
Well most of you probably know that here at Jumpers we are far from being fans of meaningless friendlies, yet ocasionally, as rare as an outstanding football administrator (OK nothings that rare) we find ourselves thinking good idea.
That good idea is tonights clash between England and Holland - why this one we hear you ask.
a) Holland are a class European side whom we might well have to meet in the Euro Nations, this is a good warm up game.
b) With Capello walking and one of our footballoing heroes getting the caretaking job we feel that he needs a game under his belt to prove if he is worthy of taking the Three Lions to the Nations this Summer.
c) Not much else on telly......
Back to "Psycho" well not only was he one of England's all time gteat players this man is a real Lion Heart - as aplayer he was scarred of nothing that walked on two legs yet did then and still does wear the England short with an almost humbling pride. I feel it is time for the big change out with the old etc. Remember how well Germany did in the last World Cup bringing in the Under 21 manager and team to take over why should we not do the same.
Aswe look our fantasy league ratings and our increasing stack of losing football coupons, picked three teams to win on Saturday and they all lost!!!, we must reflect on our own abilities in the modern game.
Still we are pleased to see that the FA Cup 4th Round provided a couple of shocks and that is what we love about the competition, Champions League may be the top competition but you just don’t get Crawley beating Hull – the FA Cup still holds the romance of the game and a hint of jumpers for goalposts.
Potential shocks in the 5th round – Stevenage v Spurs a potential embarrassment and who would write off either Crawley or Brighton.
Crawley's winning goal
Football Quotes:
Most football teams are temperamental. That’s 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.
Doug Plank
He had an eternity to play that ball but he took too long over it.
Martin Tyler
Liam Brady’s been playing inside Platini’s shorts all night.
Jumpers would like to pay a small tribute t the football greats who left us in 2011:
Mike Doyle
Most famous as part of the great Mercer – AllisonManCity side of the 60’s / 70’s. Mike was an England international defender who late played for Stoke. In a distinguished career, he won League, FA Cup, Cup Winners Cup and England honours.
Socrates
The Brazilian legend, who may have never won the World Cup (he captained the Brazil side of 1982, some say the greatest team never to have won it). He spent a large part of his career playing in Italy.
Gary Speed
The Leeds and Newcastle legend and Welsh international became one of the Premiership most consistent players in his day rarely missing a game. He later, up to his premature death, managed the Welsh national team.
Jimmy Adamson
In a career in which he was never capped, Jimmy achieved almost all the possible football goals. He captained Burnley to league championship and FA Cup final and was in 1962 (the year of his runners up medal) also Footballer of the year.
Neil Young
Another of the Mercer – AllisonCity team, Neil was possibly most famous for scoring the winning goal in the 1969 FA Cup final (against a very young Peter Shilton)
Nat Lofthouse
Another FA Cup winning goal scorer (1958) Nat spent his whole career at Bolton and is possibly their greatest legend. At developed into a great international centre forward and footballer of the year.
Sorry to dissapoint but we have gone for the funny element and not the glamour. Good old fashioned football misses, what we have linked in is an old, remember Mark Hately anyone? Top Ten.
Should fellow bloggers wish to send us their Top Ten of the Misses sense we might well include. While talking fashion would also welcome Top Ten Players (best eye candy etc).
And keeping with the funnier side our comment from the past:
For Years I thought the club's name was Partick Thistle Nil.
Billy Connolly
Monday, 12 December 2011
OUR FRIEND IN THE NORTH (ROCKY)
Speaking of havin a larf, the FA idea of keeping hold of Capello until after the Euro doesn't rub. We should bin him now and replace him with someone with big enough balls to let go of our aging rock star footballers and get some youngsters to cut their teeth on the European Championships prior to the World Cup. We don't really care about winning the European Championships for two reasons: 1) We aren't good enough. 2) It's not the World Cup. Any footballer who will be too old for the World Cup, shouldn't get a place in the European comp. That's my opinion. Thank you for listening. And don't get me started on Sepp Blatter.
Jumpers has recently been taking quite a liking to Mario Balotelli, when not scoring goals and wearing the best celebration t-shirt to date he scores goals with nonchalance and just looks as though it was nothing and now we have the saga of his new Maserati.
The Sun reports that the ManchesterCity star picked up his new 187mph, £100,000 Italian supercar on Monday, but was pulled over by police on Tuesday on suspicion of speeding.
And in the season of goodwill it is with some surprise that we hear that Anelka is off to China, firstly we did not realise that they had professional football and secondly this must rank with Lineker to Japan and Beckham to USA for the more unusual transfers.
While not our favourite player as the following shows he knows how to put the ball in the back of the net.
After a weekend of good results for England and Wales to mention two we must congratulate person, unknown, who placed a large sum on both winning their games. It was a good weekend for us too as we finally got four predictions right and won a few quid ourselves (thanks Leyton Orient and NottsCounty).
Well now for our own favourite topic the fun side of the game. Who can remember one of our own favourite moments when Paul Gasgoine, at the time playing for Rangers, showed the ref the yellow card. Well here it is:
"I'll get into trouble with my girlfriend if I play - I don't think she'll be too happy if I'm chasing Totti all over Rome." Jonathan Woodgate on his chances of making only his second start for Leeds United, away to AS Roma in the UEFA Cup 1998.